In a galaxy far away....

The is me Zoe, blogging to you from Mars. Over.

Not.

In my geography class we had to take a test, which I studied for so that I could get 100%, but I ended up with an 85%. Why?

Take a look for yourself:

I'm sorry, but do the aliens on Mars use different measurements than us on Earth? Did I really just lose a 1.5 points because I forgot to put 'on earth' at the end of my answer. This is a little ridiculous. I'm sorry that I forgot to put 'on earth' at the end of my answer. I learned my lesson and I will make sure that I add 'on earth' at the end of my answers to questions like these. 

No, I've changed my mind. At the end of questions like these I'm going to put 'on Mars' just to show my professor how dumb this is, and then I'm going to go back to her and ask for my points back. I'm sorry, I added units, and I thought that was supposed to cover everything. 

The world is slowly being taken over by things like this. >insert long drawn out sigh here< Smart people are rare these days.

Live long and prosper.

~Z

Consumed by College

Hello, Zoe here. I'm not dead, I swear. I'm actually writing to you from another universe that is light years away from earth. The people here are nice and they speak my language, which is an added bonus. We are able to communicate telepathically. Want to know where I'm at? It's called: My Mind. Hey, at least I'm in it and not out of it. Though, all the best people are completely mad.

A current update on my life:

Age: Almost 19, my birthday is a month away! (October 25th)

Relationship: Single. (Boys are silly.)

School Level: College Freshmen

Classes: English 121, Math 090, Sociology 101, Geography 105

Right now, it is currently raining outside, with a few bolts of lighting and rumbling thunder on the side. I like the rain, it reminds me of Washington. Though, I hate having to go outside and fear that I am going to get struck by lightning. Though, the awesome superhero powers that I'd get would be worth the excruciating pain of millions of bolts of electricity fly through my body.

 Kidding! I'd be dead. Dead = Not good.

I don't have much to say, only that college is going well. You would think that a Valedictorian would be at a university on a full-ride scholarship. WRONG. The government doesn't care enough to fund education and make it easier on us smart people to go to school. Why do the people who don't want to go to school get all of the scholarships when I have to worry if I'll have enough money to pay for future semesters. After second semester, if I can't get any money from scholarships or grants, I'll have to drop out of college. I won't even be able to get an AA degree, which is one degree short of what I was going for. Lovely.

I think I'll move to Japan.

Peace